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Consultancy's Dirty Little Secret
Consultancy's Dirty Little Secret

I'm sure to be cast out of the secret sect, but data management is not really that difficult. There, I said it.

Brother's Birthday

Brother's Birthday

Actual voicemail message left for my brother while he was out with his wife on a nice birthday dinner.

I'll admit my inspiration was an old Saturday Night Live routine with Bill Murray.

Telephone quality

Listen to the message

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